Texas X Riders

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: To Live in Florida!!  (Read 636 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Chad

  • Board
  • Elvis
  • ******
  • Posts: 5971
  • M G, TX.
To Live in Florida!!
« on: August 29, 2006, 11:35:09 AM »

Florida criminals???
>
> Florida crooks could give a class on ethics.  A news article from a
Florida
> Newspaper:
> When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR,
and
> even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard
box
> filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
police
> described it.) A spokesman for the Fort
>  Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd
> probably thought
> they'd hit the big time."
>
> Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars:
> "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died
three
> years ago."
>
> Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer
known as
> Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.  The cardboard box was
there
> too; about half of
> Gertrude's ashes  remained.  And there was this note. It said:
"Hoochie sold
> us the
> bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister.
>
> No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Logged
Member since 2004
RIP Torque Dec.18,1975-Apr.29,2009

solitary-man

  • Guest
Re: To Live in Florida!!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 12:20:40 PM »

There is something so wrong with the phrase "we snorted your sister".  ;D
Logged

CouldBFaster

  • Texas X Rider OverLord
  • ******
  • Posts: 1051
Re: To Live in Florida!!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 02:39:17 PM »

that one was ok but that thought  :o
Logged
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.

Honest officer .... I aint driving fast ..... just flying low ....


"I'll keep my money, my freedom and my guns, You can keep the "change"."

┌П┐ (•_•)┌П┐

quietguy

  • Guest
Re: To Live in Florida!!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2006, 03:03:00 PM »

Talk about dummies... hahaha
Logged

galpd320

  • Guest
Re: To Live in Florida!!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2006, 03:24:32 PM »

What I wonder is...Why are the beloved sisters remains still in a white cardboard box three years later?  ???
Logged
 


SimplePortal 2.3.3 © 2008-2010, SimplePortal