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Gumbo

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Ran into this on the net and though it was worth sharing.  :thumbup: You may have seen it but I haven't  ;)

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
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opos04

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Thanks Gumbo. After all the rain and a new bike i needed that.
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Chad

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Thanks Gumbo. After all the rain and a new bike i needed that.
New bike??  :ohwow:
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RedDragon

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Thanks Gumbo. After all the rain and a new bike i needed that.
New bike??  :ohwow:
Yep new bike, I seen it! :-X
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Gumbo

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Thanks Gumbo. After all the rain and a new bike i needed that.

What you talkin bout Willis, NEW Bike  :ohwow:  :congrats:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

jarubio

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Thanks Gumbo. After all the rain and a new bike i needed that.
:congrats:     :needpics:    :threadjack:    :couch:
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