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quietguy

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Interview with a blonde...
« on: August 29, 2006, 03:21:34 PM »

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh, that!", replies the blonde, "I was just running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"  :-X
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rod181

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 07:53:22 PM »

Hummm that sounds like some of the women I've dated  ;D lol




P.S. Have u ever just wanted to drive off a bridge with ur date in the car to rid the world of her? ::) :P :o
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pacrat

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 09:57:18 PM »

you're not from Chappaquidick(?) are ya? that's been done, so you'll have to think of something new.
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Snake Doc

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2006, 09:58:16 PM »

Hummm that sounds like some of the women I've dated  ;D lol




P.S. Have u ever just wanted to drive off a bridge with ur date in the car to rid the world of her? ::) :P :o

Sounds like Teddy Kennedy, "We'll just drive off that bridge when we get to it."

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Snake Doc

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2006, 10:00:39 PM »

I could not help but think of a guy I met some time ago.  He was so slow, he had to get undressed to count to 21.
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1905-1974 James J. "Cinderella Man" Braddock
2006 Goldwing Nav
2020 Subaru Forester Touring

pacrat

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2006, 10:01:26 PM »

Uncle Dan-- doesn't take long for that incident to "re-surface" does it?  lol
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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2006, 10:08:29 PM »

Anyone remember the stink when the magazine "National Lampoon" printed a fake VW ad of a Beetle floating in water with the headline, " If Ted Kennedy had been driving this, he would be president now."? 
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quietguy

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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2006, 08:45:20 AM »

Anyone remember the stink when the magazine "National Lampoon" printed a fake VW ad of a Beetle floating in water with the headline, " If Ted Kennedy had been driving this, he would be president now."? 

LOL... great magazine!   And they had it pegged too, VW made one heck of a tight little car back then.
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Re: Interview with a blonde...
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 10:37:25 AM »

Sounds like something my woman would do.. :'(
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