SUNDAY MORNING SEX
>
> I WILL NEVER HEAR CHURCH BELLS RINGING AGAIN WITHOUT
> SMILING...
>
> UPON HEARING THAT HER ELDERLY GRANDFATHER HAD JUST
> PASSED AWAY
> KATIE WENT STRAIGHT TO HER GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE TO
> VISIT HER 95 YEAR
> OLD GRANDMOTHER AND COMFORT HER. WHEN SHE ASKED
> HOW HER
> GRANDFATHER HAD DIED, HER GRANDMOTHER REPLIED, "HE
> HAD A
> HEART ATTACK WHILE WE WERE MAKING LOVE ON SUNDAY
> MORNING."
> HORRIFIED ,KATIE TOLD HER GRANDMOTHER THAT 2 PEOPLE
> NEARLY
> 100 YEARS OLD HAVING SEX WOULD SURELY BE ASKING
> FOR TROUBLE.
> "OH NO, MY DEAR," REPLIED GRANNY. MANY YEARS AGO,
> REALIZING OUR ADVANCE AGE,
> WE FIGURED OUT THE BEST TIME TO DO IT WAS WHEN THE
> CHURCH
> BELLS WOULD RING. IT WAS THE RIGHT RHYTHM. NICE
> AND SLOW AND EVEN.
> NOTHING TOO STRENUOUS, SIMPLY IN ON THE DING AND OUT
> ON THE DONG."
> SHE PAUSED TO WIPE A WAY A TEAR, AND CONTINUED,
> "HE'D STILL BE ALIVE
> IF THE ICE CREAM TRUCK HADN'T COME ALONG."
