A man is marooned on an island for ten years, when he sees, on the horizon a figure. It's not a ship, it's not a boat, it's a young lady on a jet ski!
She pulls up to him and unzips a pocket and says, "how long has it been since you've had a cigarette? Ten years, he says, she gives him a pack of marlboros, he lights it up, aww.....
She upzips another pocket, "how long has it been since you've had a good drink? Ten years, he says!! She give him a flask of single barrel Jack Daniel...awwww
She unzips a long zipper and says, "how long has it been since you've had some really good fun?
He says, "Don't tell me you have a VTX motorcycle in there!!!!
