A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some
good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants
have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple
the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see
record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
