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sgtstever

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Joke of the day
« on: August 16, 2006, 06:25:34 PM »
Mike knew he was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Penny was really ticked off at him.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning he got up early and left to go to the hardware store.

When Penny woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services are scheduled for Friday.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 07:31:50 PM »
told my wife, she didn't laugh, but i thought it was!!! :D ;D must be a guy thang
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 07:55:28 PM »
good one and the wife liked it. ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2006, 08:18:43 PM »
Danm that was a good one LMFAO
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 08:29:59 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2006, 09:22:51 PM »
   Now, THAT, was gooood ;D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2006, 09:45:18 PM »
 That just made it to Korea!!!!! The first time I heard that I was tooooo little to laugh so I just rolled over ane sh*&^!!!!!! ;D :D ;D O0 ::) 8)
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