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[Gumbo]

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:   "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means:  ( "Don't drink the water, the cows have
sh** in it." )

The man shouted back:  "I'm from New York and  just
down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I
can't  understand you.  Please speak in English."

The farmer replied:  "Use two hands, you'll  get more."

[Chad]

 I thought for sure you the farmer was going to say here is a bucket!! 

[POGOGOLF]

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:   "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means:  ( "Don't drink the water, the cows have
sh** in it." )

The man shouted back:  "I'm from New York and  just
down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I
can't  understand you.  Please speak in English."

The farmer replied:  "Use two hands, you'll  get more."

 

[ViciousNoob]

From  fellow Texas-German:


das ist die absolute Wahrheit. kann unser Präsident-Getränk von demselben Wasser


if you have trouble understanding, just use this:

http://translation2.paralink.com/

[Gumbo]

From  fellow Texas-German:


das ist die absolute Wahrheit. kann unser Präsident-Getränk von demselben Wasser


if you have trouble understanding, just use this:

http://translation2.paralink.com/

Ja kann er