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RocknRoll

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The Bank Robber
« on: May 21, 2009, 08:48:54 AM »


An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Gueydan La, and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.  On his way out the door with the loot one brave Cajun customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.  The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.  One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him also.  Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?'" shouts the robber.

There are a few moments of silence...then Boudreaux looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think my wife peeked.........."
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Re: The Bank Robber
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 09:08:45 AM »

 :bikerider:
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Re: The Bank Robber
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »

 :t  thats funny..no one tell Dee I said so...
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Re: The Bank Robber
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 10:35:12 PM »

 :rofl:
Good one RocknRoll  ;D
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Re: The Bank Robber
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2009, 02:41:01 PM »

You haven't told Jo that one, have you Pete?
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Re: The Bank Robber
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2009, 02:52:16 PM »

Now that is cold! :ohwow:
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