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New Illness
« on: May 18, 2009, 08:28:03 PM »
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.   

 "What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."   
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

Dusty

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Re: New Illness
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 08:57:32 PM »
Looks like a wine hangover to me.  :P
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Re: New Illness
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 09:29:19 PM »
Quote from: Dusty on May 18, 2009, 08:57:32 PM
Looks like a wine hangover to me.  :P


I had the "wine flu" the other day... :ohwow:
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