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Just good ole boys....
« on: March 25, 2009, 03:20:58 PM »
Two good ole boys down in WEST VIRGINIA were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer . . .

 

After a while the first guy says to the second:

"If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

 

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched  his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. 

Finally, he says: "Well, I  don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."


Why do I suddenly have visions of SgtStever and Jeff in my head?  ??? ???
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 03:26:38 PM »

OOOOHHHHH!  So that is how the Hatfields and McCoys got to feuding!
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 04:36:43 PM »
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 08:49:28 PM »
WEST VIRGINIA

Have you heard of Vidor, Texas  ???
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 09:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on March 25, 2009, 08:49:28 PM
WEST VIRGINIA

Have you heard of Vidor, Texas  ???

I can assure you, I have been to both! West Virginia is a whole lot more frightening!  :couch:
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 09:08:38 PM »
Dude you aint been to the right part of Vidor  ;D Now that's some scary s--t  :what:
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 09:12:06 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on March 25, 2009, 09:08:38 PM
Dude you aint been to the right part of Vidor  ;D Now that's some scary s--t  :what:

All I know is we covered alot of ground in West Virginia! (It is much bigger than Vidor) It has been added to the do not return list! :o
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Re: Just good ole boys....
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2009, 06:17:12 AM »
They can play banjo in West Virgina!  Vidor can't even field a decent football team.  No running backs! :pot:
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