Cheney and an unidentified friend are out in the woods hunting when the friend
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem
to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Cheney whips
out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba's dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy
and follow my instructions.. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...
and then a shot is heard.
Cheneys voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
