Rob and Jim, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Rob didn't show up. Jim wasn't concerned; he thought Rob might have a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Rob hadn't shown up for a week or so, Jim really got worried. However, since Jim didn't know where Rob lived (the only time they ever got together was at the park) he was unable to find out what had happened to him. After a month had passed, Jim figured he had seen the last of Rob. On his next visit to the park, however, Rob was sitting on their usual bench waiting for him. Amazed and delighted, Jim exclaimed"for crying out loud Rob, what in the world happened to you?''
Rob replied, ''I've been in jail.''
''Jail?'' cried Jim. ''You? What on earth for?''
''Well,'' Rob said, ''you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?''
''Yes,'' said Jim, ''I remember her. What about her?''
''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded ''guilty.''
''The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''
