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skipppy75

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Wine versus Water
« on: June 09, 2008, 07:49:31 PM »

Wine versus Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink spirits and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
 
 
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sherri

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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 09:25:22 PM »

lol
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Morgan Buchanan

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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2008, 09:28:14 PM »

No WONDER I've felt so much better lately, drinking all that wine... and my eyes are bluer!
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Swampfox

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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2008, 09:35:18 PM »

 ;D That's why I'm not poopin I thought it was the vicodin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D O0
« Last Edit: June 09, 2008, 09:40:49 PM by Swampfox »
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KCAMERON007

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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 09:12:05 AM »

I'll raise a glass (draft mug) to that !   O0
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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 11:44:42 AM »

This may be why they had Wine at the Last Supper, too.   ;D

WWJD?
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Morgan Buchanan

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Re: Wine versus Water
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 06:56:15 AM »

Isn't that supposed to be WWWJD?

Which Wine Would Jesus Drink?

I got in an argument with a really nice southern lady once who was INSISTENT that the wine in the bible was actually just grape juice, with no alcohol content.
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