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forevrtxan

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An Italian pregnancy
« on: May 30, 2008, 01:52:55 PM »

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.  Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'  The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

 

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge!   I.E. will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.  Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.  If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.  However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

 

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You’a gonna try again.'
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Re: An Italian pregnancy
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 02:50:09 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D O0
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Re: An Italian pregnancy
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 03:12:25 PM »

 ;D ;D
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Re: An Italian pregnancy
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 07:20:25 PM »

The reluctant father, "Godfather, I am afraid I will not be able to marry your daughter whom I made pregnant."

Godfather, "It is good that you are afraid."
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