A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it
all around the house with his finger. His mother tells
him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it
off." You're going to break something. He stops and
eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
centre.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom
has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and
it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to
the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe
what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown
thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be
over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he
gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at
the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it
to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
years, and this is the first time I've ever actually
seen a fart !"
