A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie
Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner,
"You are forgiven. Now go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the con fessional. "Father, it has
been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous blonde woman enters the
sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly
sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest!
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green
shoes and very short dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie
Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies,
"No, Father,
I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"
