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[wwaggett]

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser net.  Dee keh haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have AppleSauce in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand  your gibberish.  Speak English, infidel!" 

The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."
 

[RD]

 

The funny thing is, that could happen.

I'm not Amish, but I grew up in an Amish community. They'll pull a few "fun loving" tricks, if they know you.

[snake]

Do they tip cows? Is that where it comes from RD?

[RD]

Do they tip cows? Is that where it comes from RD?

Probably! We used to ride pigs, and play tag with Billy goats. I remember my Dad taking me to farm auctions, and they usually had a goat or a bull in a loafing pen. All of the kids would get up on the fence and dare each other to jump in the pen. Ahhhh, country-boy games. Those were the good old days.

[RedDragon]

 

[forevrtxan]

Do they tip cows? Is that where it comes from RD?

Probably! We used to ride pigs, and play tag with Billy goats. I remember my Dad taking me to farm auctions, and they usually had a goat or a bull in a loafing pen. All of the kids would get up on the fence and dare each other to jump in the pen. Ahhhh, country-boy games. Those were the good old days.

I'm wondering if RD "played" with the sheep too!!!! Things that make you say.....HMMMM?

[RD]

Do they tip cows? Is that where it comes from RD?

Probably! We used to ride pigs, and play tag with Billy goats. I remember my Dad taking me to farm auctions, and they usually had a goat or a bull in a loafing pen. All of the kids would get up on the fence and dare each other to jump in the pen. Ahhhh, country-boy games. Those were the good old days.

I'm wondering if RD "played" with the sheep too!!!! Things that make you say.....HMMMM?

Hey! Don't bring my sister into this.