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A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
"Lord,I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want
to know How she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
