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Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« on: May 11, 2006, 10:12:44 AM »


Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That
Damn Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4.   "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words:  "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there!  Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11.  "Stick 'em up!!"
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 10:16:36 AM »

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 10:23:51 AM »

She got pimplies on her but she pretty.  :D
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 06:34:55 PM »

How about "cowpoke"?  John Wayne is probably rolling in his grave.  As long as he keeps rolling and doesn't stay on his belly, he'll be OK.

That show ruined alot of semi-sacred stuff.
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 07:52:55 PM »

How about "cowpoke"?  John Wayne is probably rolling in his grave.  As long as he keeps rolling and doesn't stay on his belly, he'll be OK.

That show ruined alot of semi-sacred stuff.

Well now you know the real reason cattle ranchers hated sheep herders - that Hollywood could not show before now. . . :o
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 09:49:50 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Old West Sayings that just don't sound right anymore
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 06:04:38 AM »

awww yes, the ol' west, where men were men and sheep ran unafraid.  ;)
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