Some retired Louisiana deputy sheriffs went on a hunting trip in the
mountains.
To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him
the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him
all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning,
same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof.
I couldn't get to sleep so I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl
into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."
