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[mandotheman]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",
> she volunteers.
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
> become, asks the girl to describe the incident.
>
> "Well", she begins, "I was in the back yard with my kitty
"Fluffy" and the
> rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
> it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
>
> "That must've been scary", says the teacher.
>
> "It sure was", says the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
> Fffff'... and before he could say "TarterSauce," the rottweiler ate him!"

[1shot1kill]

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly, but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon

An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message: (Scroll down)
















"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."

[rod181]

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly, but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon

An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message: (Scroll down)
















"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."

That was FF LMFAO 

[jarubio]

Both where great!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Swampfox]

Damn I wish I could read Hell just telling a joke where to get off at would be so cool