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Re: Good sound advise
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2015, 09:08:37 PM »

Never make eye contact while eating a Banana!
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Re: Good sound advise
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2015, 07:41:15 AM »

Good grammar: the difference between knowing your sh!t and knowing you're sh!t.
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Re: Good sound advise
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2015, 08:31:18 AM »

Good grammar: the difference between knowing your sh!t and knowing you're sh!t.

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Re: Good sound advise
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2015, 09:04:13 AM »

Never make eye contact while eating a Banana!

When eating a banana, bring the banana to your mouth, not your mouth to the banana. 
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Re: Good sound advise
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2015, 07:17:19 PM »

Good grammar is also knowing the difference between your burro and your burrow.
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