Pants leg flew up riding back from Kansas one day and a rock or something hit my shin right where a vein crosses the shin.... serious blood squirting with every heartbeat, had to stop and put a tight bandage just to stop the flow.... Before I switched to "got to have a windshield mode", I had a beetle hit my cheek and part of his shell was left embedded in my cheek....hence the windshield. Ugly as I am, I don't need any help gettin' worse, lol.
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Too many more happenings through the years to bother listing!