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jmdaniel

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Just when you think you have heard it all....
« on: September 08, 2006, 08:16:08 AM »
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/15447475.htm

the story is wild enough, but stopping to buy condoms?  :o
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 09:48:23 AM »
Only in Wisconsin............them cheeseheads are just plain stupid!  Trust me, I know, I'm a F.I.B..  If you don't know what that is, don't bother asking.... :D
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 11:03:43 AM »
I know, I know...

F**king Illinois Ba*tard....
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 11:25:49 AM »
Quote from: jmdaniel on September 08, 2006, 11:03:43 AM
I know, I know...

F**king Illinois Ba*tard....
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 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 11:31:27 AM »
Gives new meaning to, "let's stop in for a cold one..."
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 12:19:06 PM »
"Necrophilia is not dead."

sorry   ::)
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 12:45:07 PM »
....she was a little stand-offish at first but then warmed right up.   :-X
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 02:24:54 PM »
Even worse, she was an atheist.  All dressed up and no where to go.    :o
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 02:29:13 PM »
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 04:04:06 PM »
Quote from: uncle dan on September 08, 2006, 02:29:13 PM
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

LOL!

(and I would agree...)
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 04:10:25 PM »
those guy's are  :D
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2006, 08:55:30 AM »
Okay what drugs they been on????  :-X
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Re: Just when you think you have heard it all....
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2006, 11:52:28 AM »
I used to date a girl like that, at least she acted dead when it came to sex. ;D
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