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[SouthernXer]

This is an actual ad placed in a newspaper up in Utah.  It was emailed to me this morning and I thought I'd share.  I am not however, including the guys phone number publicly on this forum but if anyone here wants to help bail him out by buying his bike I will let you have it.

Frickin' hilarious and I think most of the guys here can relate.



Post Date:Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:   Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT   84025   -   Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its
500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have
always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it
because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife.
(Apparently "Do whatever the H*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought)
Call me, Steve...(801)867-0000.

[quietguy]

Just makes me feel better about being single again...

[sstandifird]

I know a guy that separated from his wife just so he could get a bike, then they reconciled.  He claims he planned the whole thing.

[quietguy]

I know a guy that separated from his wife just so he could get a bike, then they reconciled.  He claims he planned the whole thing.

Now there's a fella that figures all the angles.. 

[Boogie]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a
beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have
frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those horsd'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN AppleSauce! SIT YOUR Cranberries
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT
YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR

MARRIED Cranberries ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT AppleSauce IS OVER, GOT IT, Cranberries HOLE
?"

and...they lived happily ever after.

[solitary-man]

And people wonder why I have never been married. 

[TexasDave]

and me being single for the past 12 yrs...... 

[Maw Maw]

Where's the trust?
Pat

[VTXLady53]

Where's the trust?
Pat

Or where is the Man that goes to work make BIG BUCKS...support the wife and child/children with NO PROBLEM and have money left over to buy what he wants.....hehehehehe

This has to be a together thing. Jim and I have it together. I say I am buying and he says OK.

[CouldBFaster]

I have been in this place. I traded in the b*tch
And got a new one that found that kind of stuff funny. (at the time)

[cybrhick]

Where's the trust?
Pat

Or where is the Man that goes to work make BIG BUCKS...support the wife and child/children with NO PROBLEM and have money left over to buy what he wants.....hehehehehe

This has to be a together thing. Jim and I have it together. I say I am buying and he says OK.

Same here. I say "I am buying", and Mel says "Your buying me what?"

[Chad]

Where's the trust?
Pat

That's what Iam saying!! The trust!! 

[BIG A]

told my wife i'm middle age crazy, so it's got to be a new bass boat, a motorcycle, or a girl friend, but knew i couldn't afford a girl friend and a new bass boat is 50 grand so a motorcycle looked a lot better than the alternative's, so ta!!  da!! a new vtx the next week!!

[rod181]

And people wonder why I have never been married. 

Same here you know how many of my friends i have to ask thier wives for permission to do anything. all of them
But like they say u can be lonely or married and miserable so u pick ur poission

[VTXDEMON]

I got a great wife...  she does keep me in check but I have to admit, I sometimes need it.  I got plenty of toys and I don't have to check in with her when I'm out and about.  she also supports me with my chrome addiction... what else could I ask from a women???