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[jackandangie]

I suffered from temporary insanity most of the weekend.  You'll be glad to know that it's no longer temporary. It's here to stay.
I got my first massage Friday afternoon. It did not feel good but I'm going back anyway. On the way there I passed a highway patrol that had a logging truck pulled over. When I saw him it was too late, so I left it on 110 and kept going. If he saw me he didn't react.
I enjoyed the cooler weather. Got a lot of stuff done around the house and even road a couple hundred miles. 
I even decided that I'm tired of being single and emailed Russia for a mail order bride. 

Bill

We have a guy that rides with us that did that. She's gorgeous, and she's sweet, a great gal. She has a daughter that she'd like to bring over, ya want me to see about fixing you up?

Jack

[quietguy]

I suffered from temporary insanity most of the weekend.  You'll be glad to know that it's no longer temporary. It's here to stay.
I got my first massage Friday afternoon. It did not feel good but I'm going back anyway. On the way there I passed a highway patrol that had a logging truck pulled over. When I saw him it was too late, so I left it on 110 and kept going. If he saw me he didn't react.
I enjoyed the cooler weather. Got a lot of stuff done around the house and even road a couple hundred miles. 
I even decided that I'm tired of being single and emailed Russia for a mail order bride.  

Bill

Send $200 c/o quietguy... he'll fix you up with comrade Bertha.

I think I know her.  Is her last name Blues?  I think Bertha D. Blues from over in Ignert Ridge?

That's her... she'll love Dusty long time

[Dusty]

I suffered from temporary insanity most of the weekend.  You'll be glad to know that it's no longer temporary. It's here to stay.
I got my first massage Friday afternoon. It did not feel good but I'm going back anyway. On the way there I passed a highway patrol that had a logging truck pulled over. When I saw him it was too late, so I left it on 110 and kept going. If he saw me he didn't react.
I enjoyed the cooler weather. Got a lot of stuff done around the house and even road a couple hundred miles. 
I even decided that I'm tired of being single and emailed Russia for a mail order bride.  

Bill

Send $200 c/o quietguy... he'll fix you up with comrade Bertha.

I think I know her.  Is her last name Blues?  I think Bertha D. Blues from over in Ignert Ridge?

That's her... she'll love Dusty long time

Just so happens I know Bertha and her sister Martha. The last name is Butt and they are twins.
I dated them both and they are known as the Butt sisters. Once I took them both out at the same time. Now that was..........

A LOTTA BUTT 

[evilashx]

Spent mine moving...not all bad though....now I am back in the Austin area living in Lakeway right next to some great roads....woohoo!!!