In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels,
where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water.
The cows have AppleSauce in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."
