Texas Blind Man
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>>There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
>>arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats
>>are big!"
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>>The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
>>
>>When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
>>arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between
>>his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
>>
>>The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
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>>After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
>>the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to
>>the
>>right."
>>
>>The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped
>>over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third
>>door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
>>accident.
>>
>>Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
>>don't flush!"
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