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seefriedm

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Got to LOVE America...
« on: October 30, 2009, 12:06:25 PM »

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled, and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!  :deadhorse:

I likes the way that pilot thinks!!!
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Re: Got to LOVE America...
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 12:12:25 PM »

 :agree:
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seefriedm

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Re: Got to LOVE America...
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 12:42:46 PM »

ITS FRIDAY time to relax a bit.... :couch: how is the weather down in Galveston for the ride?  :c
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Re: Got to LOVE America...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 12:48:04 PM »

Right now it is cloudy and chilly.  The weatherman promises that it will clear up and be beautiful later today and for many days to come.
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"Lucky" Connie
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Re: Got to LOVE America...
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 12:54:48 PM »

Should be prefect by the time you get here :thumbup: :thumbup:
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