Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica? Oh sure you have, c'mon!
Where do they all go?
Well, wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird
which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,
as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with
its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice,
using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough
for the dead bird to be rolled into and "buried".
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow"
