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Gumbo

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What is that
« on: August 25, 2009, 08:15:06 PM »
I just had to ask  :ohwow:
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Re: What is that
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 04:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Gumbo on August 25, 2009, 08:15:06 PM
I just had to ask  :ohwow:
I heard someone say once that if older women went braless they'd probably never have to have facelifts.  :redcard:
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Re: What is that
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 07:18:22 AM »
Along those same lines.....

After her husband of 60 years passed away, she decided that life wasn't worth living and was going to end it all. But because she didn't want to suffer, she called the paramedics.

"____ Emergency. What's your emergency?"
"I don't have an emergency but I have a question."
"Sure, lady. What's the question?"
"Where's your heart located?"
"Just under your left breast."
"Thank you."



An hour later she was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.


You saw that coming, didn't you?  :simmadown:
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