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MsVTX1300

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High Tech....
« on: August 05, 2009, 09:25:30 PM »

Three Ladies in a Sauna   
 
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.   

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'   

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.   

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.   THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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SteveS

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 10:09:54 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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jarubio

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 10:25:17 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Philanderer

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 10:10:24 AM »

That was a good one
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I showed up at a campsite where 4 of my biker co-workers were staying. We were going on a morning ride to get breakfast. Two of the guys that were supposed to ride waved me on and said "We can't make this one". My boss started his bike and looked at me and said "A lot of people 'own' motorcycles".

Gumbo

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 10:30:14 AM »

That's a good one  :rofl: :rofl: :good:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

CouldBFaster

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 10:38:31 AM »

that's funny.....
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seefriedm

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Re: High Tech....
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 02:29:14 AM »

and I thought she was just FULL of CRAP!!! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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