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T-BIRD

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PRICELESS
« on: July 07, 2009, 06:58:00 AM »
COST OF A BOWL OF SOUP AT A HOMELESS SHELTER $0 DOLLARS
HAVING MICHELE OBAMA SERVE YOU A BOWL OF SOUP $0 DOLLARS
a HOMELESS PERSON WHO IS RECEIVING GOVERMENT FUNDED MEALS TAKING A PICTURE OF THE FIRST LADY USING HIS $500 BLACKBERRY CELL PHONE PRICELESS!!!!
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 07:27:15 AM »
Quote from: T-BIRD on July 07, 2009, 06:58:00 AM
COST OF A BOWL OF SOUP AT A HOMELESS SHELTER $0 DOLLARS
HAVING MICHELE OBAMA SERVE YOU A BOWL OF SOUP $0 DOLLARS
a HOMELESS PERSON WHO IS RECEIVING GOVERMENT FUNDED MEALS TAKING A PICTURE OF THE FIRST LADY USING HIS $500 BLACKBERRY CELL PHONE PRICELESS!!!!

We paid for the Blackberry and there lies the rip.  :banghead:
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 11:50:14 AM »
WTF................ :banghead: :cuss: :angryno:
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 12:33:56 PM »
Thats her kin folk! You see whats on the menu: Mushroom Risotto, man, sometimes I don't even eat that good!! :lunch:
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 06:05:21 PM »
Quote from: jbfit23 on July 08, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
Thats her kin folk! You see whats on the menu: Mushroom Risotto, man, sometimes I don't even eat that good!! :lunch:

Haaww come on those protein shakes aren't that bad.  :t
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 07:36:16 PM »
 Don't you just love the way our money gets spent and she needs to be in a dog pound wuff wuff
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 08:31:42 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on July 08, 2009, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: jbfit23 on July 08, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
Thats her kin folk! You see whats on the menu: Mushroom Risotto, man, sometimes I don't even eat that good!! :lunch:

Haaww come on those protein shakes aren't that bad.  :t
HAHA your so right but it doesn't stick to my ribs.
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 06:42:47 PM »
I got my phone with FEMA money.
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 07:19:53 PM »
What you don't see is RuPaul's $2000 shoes she's wearing behind the counter while working at the homeless shelter.   ;D
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 08:54:06 PM »
Quote from: SouthernXer on July 12, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
What you don't see is RuPaul's $2000 shoes she's wearing behind the counter while working at the homeless shelter.   ;D


Rupaul? ? ? ?    RUPAUL? ? ? ? ?


That is the damn funniest thing I have heard all f'ing year...

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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 03:53:18 PM »
WTF?
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 09:03:31 AM »
She has never had to stand in a food line all her life.  All she wanted is a photo op and that is as bad as anything.  Do you think she really cares if people are going hungry... 
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 06:47:51 PM »
We need to straighten up our act here. I have it on good authority (from the left-leaners, the only people in the universe with any intelligence or common sense) that anyone who fails to snap to attention and fall into line with the Obama perspective is a redneck radical racist. And we all know that The Messiah and his loyal minions wouldn't lie...............
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Re: PRICELESS
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 09:05:06 PM »
Quote from: hipshot on July 15, 2009, 06:47:51 PM
We need to straighten up our act here. I have it on good authority (from the left-leaners, the only people in the universe with any intelligence or common sense) that anyone who fails to snap to attention and fall into line with the Obama perspective is a redneck radical racist. And we all know that The Messiah and his loyal minions wouldn't lie...............


There was a big political conversation at work last week. It was f'ing hilarious. I work in the high tech industry, which is consumed by Libs. Myself and a data center operator are the only two conservatives in the joint...


And exactly what Hip said would happen.... happened.

My buddy was disagreeing with the Messiah and he was immediately called a racist..

His response???


"I'm not a racist.... I hate all of you idiots equally!!!"..... Not a single response other than gaping pie holes..



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