Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without taking even a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "Oh, in
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still of the opinion that such a premise is adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 a week. That's about 60 dollars a month - and that
should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is somewhat surprised that Bruce has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment in order to come up with some-thing that Bruce won't have an answer for. After a second, Mr. Smith
says, "Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question for you: What will you do if you two should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little AppleSauce is adorable.
