Down by Lubbock a game warden stopped a pickup loaded with dead quail.
He told the driver, Give me your shot gun.
I don't got no shot gun.
Well then, where are your traps?
I don't got no traps.
How did you get all these birds?
I uglied em.
Show me.
So the hunter went across the ditch, jumped a covey of quail and made a ugly face, and they all dropped dead.
Where did you learn to do that, asked the warden.
My wife taught me.
Why didn't you bring her hunting.
She tears um up too bad.
