A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See he mated 50
times last year ... Once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a
healthy
jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from
him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so
excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's
once-a-DAY. You could *REALLY* learn something from this one." The
husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the
same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and
doctors say that after a few months of rehab and a couple more
surgeries
he's likely to be okay.